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Dec. 31st, 2009 | 03:27 pm
location: RJ45 at work
mood: accomplished
music: "Faith in the Heartland" by Journey
posted by: trueoswald in wylfwt

Hey everyone, this is the first in what will hopefully be a great series of posts for WYLFWT.com! You can expect to get the daily site updates posted here along with the article previews, etc. Anyone can also post, and, as a bonus, any of those posts just might get crossed posted in one way or another on the site. People can apply for anything, talk to other users and just have a good time! So...lets get the creativity flowing!

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from: rickthetwinkie
date: Nov. 15th, 2006 05:44 am (UTC)
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Hello there Rick Jackson :-)

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from: trueoswald
date: Nov. 15th, 2006 06:19 am (UTC)
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The strange thing is that I have never went by Rick. The only person who has ever called me Rick is my dad. Everyone else seems to call me (in order of popularity): Richie, Rich, RJ, and Richard.

The one thing I hate about switching jobs or schools is that everyone suddenly wants to call me 'Dick.' It usually takes me TWO WEEKS...yes, TWO WEEKS before everyone but one person stops trying to call me that. Then...the one person keeps at it until I start fighting back. I can recall this wonderful incident with one of my more fatter co-workers:

Will: Dick'um
::I don't respond::
Emily (another co-worker): Why do you call him Dick'um?
Will: His first name is Dick. One time I asked him his last name and he went "Um..." and so know I call him Dick'um.
Emily: At what point, did the growth of your wit get stunted? Kintegarten? That probahly also wasn't the only thing that was stunted.
Will: Oh noo...its big
Me: How would we know? He hasn't seen it in years...
::the last time 'Will' ever calls me Dick::

Here's something else...do people spell your name on your birthday card Ritchard? Seriously, how many Richards actually have a fucking 't' in it? I have one Aunt who always puts a damn 't' in my name. Fuck, MY DAD put a 't' in my name recently...despite him being the one to fill out my fucking birth certificate.

Oh, when I was a kid, everyone asked me if I was related to Michael Jackson. Back then, he wasn't a known child molestor...just an unknown one. But it was like, "Uhhh...do I look I'm African-American to you?"


end Richard Jackson rant.

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from: rickthetwinkie
date: Nov. 15th, 2006 12:53 pm (UTC)
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oops :-(

*erases Rick and replaces it with Richard*

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from: trueoswald
date: Nov. 15th, 2006 05:49 pm (UTC)
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LMFAO! Its all good. I've established with everyone that you can call me whatever you want except for Dick. You can even call me Stupid Cunt for all I care....but the Dick is off limits...err...wait...

One co-worker calls me Con. Still not sure why...but hey!

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from: rickthetwinkie
date: Nov. 15th, 2006 05:52 pm (UTC)
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lol ;-) stupid cunt

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